- Teacher: What do ovaries do?
- Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
- Teacher: Wat
- Class: Wat
- Me: ...I mean make eggs
my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
(Source: lookingforcastiel, via skysedge)
- ✿ - One of my favorite blogs
- ﾟﾁ- A blogger I know in real life
- 潰- My current favorite song
- 他 - My favorite celebrity
- 哈- Someone who inspires me
- ☆ - Something I love
- φ - Something I hate
- ☾ - What I’m craving
(Source: timelesslivingg, via pantslessho)
